I was playing headsup to determine the winner of the first table in today’s $322 4x shootout FTOPS #13 today when the following hand occurred.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15928294408: FTOPS Event #13 (109222915), Table 114 – 60/120 – No Limit Hold’em – 15:09:43 ET – 2009/11/10
Seat 3: andr3w321 (4,654)
Seat 4: Slutaments (7,346)
Slutaments posts the small blind of 60
andr3w321 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to andr3w321 [Ks Th]
Slutaments has reconnected
Slutaments raises to 360
andr3w321 calls 240
*** FLOP *** [4h 9d Jh]
andr3w321 checks
Slutaments has 15 seconds left to act
Slutaments bets 500
andr3w321 has 15 seconds left to act
andr3w321 calls 500
*** TURN *** [4h 9d Jh] [Js]
andr3w321 has 15 seconds left to act
andr3w321 has requested TIME
andr3w321 bets 1,050
Slutaments has 15 seconds left to act
Slutaments calls 1,050
*** RIVER *** [4h 9d Jh Js] [Qc]
andr3w321 has 15 seconds left to act
andr3w321 bets 2,744, and is all in
Slutaments has 15 seconds left to act
Slutaments has requested TIME

Slutaments calls 2,744
*** SHOW DOWN ***
andr3w321 shows [Ks Th] a straight, King high
Slutaments shows [Qd Qh] a full house, Queens full of Jacks
Slutaments wins the pot (9,308) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,308 | Rake 0
Board: [4h 9d Jh Js Qc]
Seat 3: andr3w321 (big blind) showed [Ks Th] and lost with a straight, King high
Seat 4: Slutaments (small blind) showed [Qd Qh] and won (9,308) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks

Never been so badly slowrolled in my life. I’m sitting there all gitty I rivered a straight rooting for a call only to finally be shown the nut full house after a minute of him tanking. I have a newfound hatred for all Danish poker players. Check out Jeff Lisandro’s life story. Australian poker players are way cooler than Denmark’s.

Part 1
http://pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=11777&title=Jeff_Lisandro_s_Life_Story_1_3&player=1

Part 2
http://pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=11778&title=Jeff_Lisandro_s_Life_Story_2_3&player=1

Part 3
http://pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=11779&title=Jeff_Lisandro_s_Life_Story_3_3&player=1

3 Responses to “Seriously!?”

  1. ben says:

    I dont think that was a slowroll. I’m pretty sure that is actually Jennifer Tilly’s screenname on fulltilt. You were repping the quad jacks imo.

  2. Steve says:

    That hand by Jeniffer Tilly is the worst thing I have ever seen. This is a terrible slowroll. Seems like there has been a lot more of them lately.

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